Horndogs
Last night we were standing outside of Sunny’s in Red Hook waiting for a car. There was this chick sitting on the bench outside with her dog; I think it was a Jack Russell. Anyway, the dog kept humping her leg. He would go at it for 30 seconds or so, stop for a minute or two, then go at it again. There were maybe five people standing around outside and we were all staring. The chick kind of seemed like she liked it; she kept joking about it to us. I was like… but… but… your dog is HUMPING YOUR LEG!