Whitney Port: “[U]ntil now perhaps the best approximation of a Shakespearean mute that reality TV has ever produced.” Why just UNTIL NOW? Does she suddenly start speaking this season? I’m going to guess: no, but she probably has perfected that wide-eyed look she loves to give Lauren when she finds out Lauren made out with Brody, or something. I bet she’s even figured out how to do that look over the phone, or IM. Whitney emoticon!