“Little one!” Mr. Parker called to Ms. Lenas, who was upstairs. “Come! I want you to say hello.” A slender, doe-eyed beauty slipped into the chair next to him; he grabbed her hand and kissed it sweetly. (Her nickname for him, she said, is “Goobin.”) She explained they had gone to her parents’ home in New Jersey for Thanksgiving and had packed their matching footed pajamas. Mr. Parker beamed. →

(I mean… what?!)