March 2012
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Mar 30th
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“(For the record, I didn’t find this rebuttal at Buzzfeed to be much more...”
– Hey Ladies: Be Better at Sex, Dummies! That, uh, wasn’t what I was going for, but okay.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Atari Forces Tumblr To Confront Trademark Issues →
I wrote something for BuzzFeed FWD about Tumblr, trademarks, Atari, and The Little Guy. 
Mar 29th
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Best Piece of Advice Received in the Last 24...
“Eh, closure’s overrated.”
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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ListenDoug Paisley, “Bats,” from his...
Mar 23rd
Have you read the Donald Antrim story in this week’s New Yorker? I was reading it on the subway and I was almost done but not quite when I got to my stop, so I finished it as I walked out of the train. It is as good as to allow oneself to be jostled and glared at by rush-hour commuters in Union Square. It’s about a lawyer, Jonathan, in his late 30s, maybe early 40s, who goes to a book...
Mar 9th
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“I’ve got to say I like Grand Forks, Shirley. Winter is fun watching sports,...”
– MARILYN HAGERTY: News of day floats around swimming pools in Florida | Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, North Dakota You can mock her Olive Garden review all you want, but I am kind of obsessed with Marilyn Hagerty.
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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On FOMO
Apparently the cure for FOMO is to just hang out with your super close friends and go to yoga and cook a lot and also stop drinking, aka become boring. I mean, I guess this is why people have kids, right? Because having FOMO all the time is kind of exhausting and having kids gives them a built-in excuse to never go out. Anyway, I was growing slightly concerned that I had just stopped caring...
Mar 8th
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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