Are chunky wooden clogs awesome? (Yes.) Could chunky wooden clogs qualify as a classic piece that will stand the test of time, like an Italian wool schoolboy blazer or a a very good pair of black pumps? (No.) Will they transition seamlessly from season to season, trend to trend? (No.) Will they be classic staple of your wardrobe? (No.) Are they totally fabulous and amazing and beautiful? (Yes.) Can you wear them to work? (No.) Will they make you seven feet tall? (Yes.) Will they make your legs look long and skinny and amazing? (Yes.) Can you imagine walking more than one city block in them? (No.) Will you likely break you ankle wearing them? (Yes.)
I agree with all your “yes” answers, BUT:
1. I think they will transition seamlessly from season to season. You can wear them with tights and they look SUPER cute.
2. They have already become a classic staple of my wardrobe!
3. I wear them to work!
4. I have walked several city blocks in them!
And the most important, which I have saved for last:
5. They will stand the test of time. They have gone in and out of style for the past, what, 40 years?
(I have these in grey.)